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Friday, March 31, 2006

I wear black on the outside 'cause that's how I feel on the inside

Have you ever had a terrible urge to create a new bibtex file from your humungus bibtex file with all your references that contains only the references for your particular LaTex paper? I thought so...
Guess what - now you can! Just use the new createlocalbibtex script available from yours truly.

For example, here's how I create a local bibtex file for my thesis:
cat chapter*.tex | createlocalbibtex ../bib/research.bib > thesis.bib

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Just like heaven

Wouldn't it be better if Greenland and Iceland changed names? Looking at the map of the world by my bed this morning, I realized (I'm probably not the first) that Greenland is (more or less) completely covered by ice while Iceland is pretty green.

There is a light that never goes out

According to Slashdot Stanislaw Lem died a week or so go. I haven't read any of his books (yet), only a few of his short stories. What an author! The short stories are filled with creative ideas, unpredictable plots and beautiful language. Here's an example of one of his poems:

Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
Their indices bedecked from one to n,
Commingled in an endless Markov chain!

Come, every frustum longs to be a cone,
And every vector dreams of matrices.
Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:
It whispers of a more ergodic zone.

In Riemann, Hilbert, or in Banach space
Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways.
Our asymptotes no longer out of phase,
We shall encounter, counting, face to face.

I'll grant thee random access to my heart,
Thou'lt tell me all the constants of thy love;
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove,
And in our bound partition never part.

For what did Cauchy know, or Christoffel,
Or Fourier, or any Boole or Euler,
Wielding their compasses, their pens and rulers,
Of thy supernal sinusoidal spell?

Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?
Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,
A root or two, a torus and a node:
The inverse of my verse, a null domain.

Ellipse of bliss, converge, O lips divine!
The product of our scalars is defined!
Cyberiad draws nigh, and the skew mind
Cuts capers like a happy haversine.

I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die,
Had he but known such a2 cos 2 phi

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

I have forgiven Jesus

Only a week and a half to go at uni before I start working for Tideway in Chelsea. Today I got the date for my Viva, 16th of May. Maybe slightly unorthodox to have the date set before actually submitting the thesis but at least it gives me an incentive to actually finish.

Just read a review of Morrissey's new album in DN. Sounds like a must buy! For me one amazing thing with Morrissey and Smiths has always been the song titles. I mean, who can resist songs with titles like 'Seasick, yet still docked', 'You're the one for me, fatty', or 'Some girls are bigger than others'? Just so clever!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The cat is on fire

Last night I browsed through Sam Harris' book 'The end of Faith'. Not as good as I expected but pretty ok. One thing in the book that caught my attention was cat burning, practiced in Paris (and surely elsewhere) during the 16th century. During midsummer celebrations a number of cats kept in a net would be lowered onto a big bonfire from a special stage. The onlookers
shrieked with laughter as the animals, howling with pain, were singed, roasted, and finally carbonized.
They say that the more things change, the more they stay the same, but I definitely hope that cat burning is an amusement of the past.

First Post!

This is my first post. Not very interesting, but at least it's a start.