For I am the Budgieman

Yesterday on my run I saw the Budgieman outside of Tate Modern. He was singing and giving various commands to the budgies, and the budgies did everything he said. I had no idea budgies could learn so many things. During the final song two budgies jumped up on a meter-long stick that the Budgieman was slowly moving around while singing. Each time he sang the command "kiss" the two budgies really kissed!